Futsabquart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain elephant.

Futsabquart created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futsabquart, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Futsabquart, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Futsabquart's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Futsabquart's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.