Flowvollab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unfair dragon.

Flowvollab created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowvollab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flowvollab, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flowvollab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Flowvollab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five horses approach from the west.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Worship no other gods but Flowvollab.