Largtettifas is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil manatee.

Largtettifas created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largtettifas, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Largtettifas, it will manifest in front of you.

Largtettifas' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Largtettifas' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Always obey Largtettifas' priests.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not take Largtettifas' name in vain.