Xinsasgennurltamtin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic lion.

Xinsasgennurltamtin created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinsasgennurltamtin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xinsasgennurltamtin, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Xinsasgennurltamtin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Xinsasgennurltamtin's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near seals while wearing violet rings.

5. Run away from purple rats, for they are unholy.