Fosshennilxin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sapient otter.

Fosshennilxin created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fosshennilxin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fosshennilxin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fosshennilxin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fosshennilxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Put Fosshennilxin first in all things.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never talk about badgers.