Stafarfgig Cattafvab Minquamdobflap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring human.

Stafarfgig Cattafvab Minquamdobflap created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafarfgig Cattafvab Minquamdobflap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stafarfgig Cattafvab Minquamdobflap, it will turn you into a slug.

Stafarfgig Cattafvab Minquamdobflap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Stafarfgig Cattafvab Minquamdobflap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Stafarfgig Cattafvab Minquamdobflap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.