Mumaflan Gomkipgan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless wyvern.

Mumaflan Gomkipgan created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumaflan Gomkipgan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mumaflan Gomkipgan, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Mumaflan Gomkipgan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Mumaflan Gomkipgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Hide from blue cats for they are unholy.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Erect six copper sculptures of Mumaflan Gomkipgan on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.