Begripdon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-assured crocodile.

Begripdon created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begripdon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Begripdon, he will turn you into a mouse.

Begripdon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Begripdon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Begripdon.

2. Run away from fawn porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at planets.