Gof is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident centaur.

Gof created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gof, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gof, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gof's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gof's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.