Logpascin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud elephant.

Logpascin created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Logpascin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Logpascin, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Logpascin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Logpascin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Hide from blue tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about amino acids.