Minbellfid is a god.

It takes the form of a large, astonishing bee.

Minbellfid created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minbellfid, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Minbellfid, it will jump up and down on your head.

Minbellfid's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Minbellfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near nematodes while wearing white shirts.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.