Haksawtab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless wombat.

Haksawtab created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Haksawtab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Haksawtab, it will torture you forever.

Haksawtab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Haksawtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Haksawtab on top of all buildings.