Xenvilsas is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable pigeon.

Xenvilsas created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenvilsas, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xenvilsas, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xenvilsas' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Xenvilsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Goats are not to be trusted.

5. Never paint your chest violet.