Mabquamken is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective crocodile.

Mabquamken created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabquamken, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mabquamken, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Mabquamken's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Mabquamken's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Hide from black porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Always wear purple.