Sistarkenpigtabquimbonkrot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful hedgehog.

Sistarkenpigtabquimbonkrot created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sistarkenpigtabquimbonkrot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sistarkenpigtabquimbonkrot, it will turn you into a hamster.

Sistarkenpigtabquimbonkrot's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sistarkenpigtabquimbonkrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sistarkenpigtabquimbonkrot's priests.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.