Flydibzod is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical lizard.

Flydibzod created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flydibzod, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flydibzod, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flydibzod's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Flydibzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Do not stand on grass.