Nabcabrig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous crane.

Nabcabrig created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabcabrig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabcabrig, she will be very sad.

Nabcabrig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nabcabrig's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Nabcabrig on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.