Sabflowban is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring lion.

Sabflowban created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabflowban, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sabflowban, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sabflowban's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sabflowban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect five nickel sculptures of Sabflowban on top of important buildings.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.