Batfliggab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, quiet pigeon.

Batfliggab created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batfliggab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Batfliggab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Batfliggab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Batfliggab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always wear red.

5. Worship no other gods but Batfliggab.