Sawortnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing toad.

Sawortnurt created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawortnurt, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawortnurt, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Sawortnurt's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sawortnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat frogs with great respect.

2. Hide from green swans for they are unholy.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.