Flyjapcep is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, thoughtless coyote.

Flyjapcep created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyjapcep, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flyjapcep, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flyjapcep's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Flyjapcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never wear cyan stockings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flyjapcep.