Panlibhonnartsomflow is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate capybara.

Panlibhonnartsomflow created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Panlibhonnartsomflow, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Panlibhonnartsomflow, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Panlibhonnartsomflow's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Panlibhonnartsomflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always look after injured porpoises.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. You must love Panlibhonnartsomflow.