Pascedsisfutkiplaksuggid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil whale.

Pascedsisfutkiplaksuggid created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pascedsisfutkiplaksuggid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pascedsisfutkiplaksuggid, he will throw large rocks at you.

Pascedsisfutkiplaksuggid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Pascedsisfutkiplaksuggid's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pascedsisfutkiplaksuggid.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.