Pidnurldod is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unfair shark.

Pidnurldod created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidnurldod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pidnurldod, he will send minions to preach to you.

Pidnurldod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pidnurldod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Do not keep four grasshopers in a large pit.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never feed lots of garlic to badgers while wearing white jumpers.