Sterbonkhug is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless deer.

Sterbonkhug created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterbonkhug, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sterbonkhug, she will turn you into a goat.

Sterbonkhug's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sterbonkhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.