Govfabwig Lignullpit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, astonishing dugong.

Govfabwig Lignullpit created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govfabwig Lignullpit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Govfabwig Lignullpit, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Govfabwig Lignullpit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Govfabwig Lignullpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray hats.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Govfabwig Lignullpit on top of all buildings.

3. Worship no other gods but Govfabwig Lignullpit.

4. Never feed lots of bananas to eagles while wearing yellow trousers.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.