Hatpogmid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, selfish jackal.

Hatpogmid created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatpogmid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hatpogmid, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hatpogmid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hatpogmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never eat bark.