Sugtikgum is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, egotistical meerkat.

Sugtikgum created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugtikgum, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sugtikgum, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sugtikgum's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sugtikgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never sprint in the presence of cats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.