Hubhamarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy yak.

Hubhamarn created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hubhamarn, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubhamarn, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hubhamarn's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hubhamarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Do not hop in public.