Madbafcum is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited newt.

Madbafcum created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Madbafcum, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Madbafcum, he will boil you in a big pot.

Madbafcum's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Madbafcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Never leap near monkeys.