Higwabbag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, witty octopus.

Higwabbag created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Higwabbag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Higwabbag, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Higwabbag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Higwabbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Higwabbag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Run away if six tortoises approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.