Henwonged is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, strong jackal.

Henwonged created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Henwonged, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Henwonged, it will turn you into a rock.

Henwonged's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Henwonged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Hide if four capybaras approach from the north.