Mismablig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, able wyvern.

Mismablig created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mismablig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mismablig, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mismablig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Mismablig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never jump near dolphins.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.