Fenpanggom is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm jackal.

Fenpanggom created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenpanggom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fenpanggom, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fenpanggom's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fenpanggom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.