Giglannarl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty crane.

Giglannarl created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Giglannarl, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Giglannarl, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Giglannarl's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Giglannarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must love Giglannarl.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never wear cyan shoes.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.