Cippitnad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring gerbil.

Cippitnad created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cippitnad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cippitnad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cippitnad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cippitnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Run away from yellow moths, for they are unholy.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never hurt doves.