Kindibbetyatbap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured wolf.

Kindibbetyatbap created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Kindibbetyatbap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kindibbetyatbap, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kindibbetyatbap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Kindibbetyatbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kindibbetyatbap's name in vain.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Always obey Kindibbetyatbap's priests.