Wabveenpomgilwotbomdabgab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, merciful goose.

Wabveenpomgilwotbomdabgab created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Wabveenpomgilwotbomdabgab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wabveenpomgilwotbomdabgab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Wabveenpomgilwotbomdabgab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wabveenpomgilwotbomdabgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Run away from indigo bats, for they are unholy.

3. Always look after injured goats.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.