Stikhinwod is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, selfish centipede.

Stikhinwod created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikhinwod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stikhinwod, she will try to impress you with trees.

Stikhinwod's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Stikhinwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. You must love Stikhinwod.

3. Do not take Stikhinwod's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.