Rawartnur is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast centaur.

Rawartnur created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawartnur, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rawartnur, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rawartnur's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rawartnur's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to horses while wearing yellow ear rings.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Retreat if five eagles approach from the south.