Linbutpan Rakfossyam is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, contented crocodile.

Linbutpan Rakfossyam created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linbutpan Rakfossyam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Linbutpan Rakfossyam, it will torture you forever.

Linbutpan Rakfossyam's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Linbutpan Rakfossyam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.