Fabgadfun Stercanvab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain squid.

Fabgadfun Stercanvab created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fabgadfun Stercanvab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fabgadfun Stercanvab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fabgadfun Stercanvab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fabgadfun Stercanvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Never think about optics.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Do not commit murder.