Dadmab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing raven.

Dadmab created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadmab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dadmab, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dadmab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dadmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about pigs.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dadmab.