Din is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless swan.

Din created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Din, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Din, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Din's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Din's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to foxes while wearing orange stockings.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing magenta kilts.

5. Never talk about special relativity near sheep while wearing yellow skirts and balancing seven iron spheres on your legs.