Bammotzod is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awesome wyrm.

Bammotzod created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bammotzod, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bammotzod, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bammotzod's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bammotzod's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about dark energy near foxes while wearing green kilts.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.