Tagkomdab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient goose.

Tagkomdab created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagkomdab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tagkomdab, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tagkomdab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tagkomdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Never wear white hats.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Tagkomdab on top of all buildings.

5. You must love Tagkomdab.