Bopbugpas is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, charitable ant.

Bopbugpas created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbugpas, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bopbugpas, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bopbugpas' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bopbugpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Never feed lots of lentils to manatees while wearing mauve shirts.

3. Never feed nuts to hamsters while wearing hats.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.