Flyquatyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, stupid ferret.

Flyquatyarl created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyquatyarl, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flyquatyarl, she will turn you into a rock.

Flyquatyarl's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Flyquatyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Run away if seven otters approach from the south.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.