Quimgargan is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, moody wren.

Quimgargan created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimgargan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quimgargan, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Quimgargan's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Quimgargan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. You must pray to Quimgargan three times a day.