Fagdussgat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, intelligent lion.

Fagdussgat created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagdussgat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fagdussgat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fagdussgat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fagdussgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look after injured frogs.